孕婦鄭惠琦現在懷著第二胎,在辦公室內拍的。

據了解,那個坐月婆對於冷氣可是帶著不到黃河心不死的決心,最後她問鄭同學的爸爸,“家里到底有沒有冷氣?”鄭爸比較有型,只用一句“有又怎樣”來讓她撞牆。

鄭同學說,那個坐月婆超級多要求,晚上會要Nescafe,要求寶寶換用即丟尿片(比較方便她),要求一部全自動洗衣機(家婆家用的是半自動的,因為喜用手洗)。

坐月婆還有一招偷懶絕招,那就是裝睡。鄭同學無奈表示。

“有一晚深夜,寶寶的哭聲弄醒了我,但竟然弄不醒睡在寶寶身邊的坐月婆,十之八九是在裝睡,坐月婆不是對寶寶的哭聲很敏感的嗎?

“我把她叫醒後,她卻還好意思叫我老公去泡奶粉,最後當然是她去泡,但慢吞吞的,喂奶時,她竟然斜拿著奶瓶,寶寶拼命吸也只吸到空氣。

“隔天一早,我們就打發她回了。她還耍賴借機要打電話,不想走,訂金都給她了,還嫌沒賺到。臨走還打開行李,向家婆推銷寶石,水晶。下午還來電叫賠賞,真拿她沒法!”

就這樣,鄭同學就開始了自己照顧寶寶的生活。

看來,現在請坐月婆要特別小心了,如果自己父母或家婆可以幫助的話,那就感激得無話可說了。(雖然有時她們很會麻煩)

待續……

33 Comments so far  •  Post yours...

19 Oct 2005, 7:32 pm  •   Avatar for 32 Kitty Lee said...

mummy banana, sui sui

19 Oct 2005, 7:36 pm  •   Avatar for 32 Kinkyskiny said...

她的嘴角是有點像王菲的。

19 Oct 2005, 7:59 pm  •   Avatar for 32 星の彦 said...

hahaha… this one more lovely than previous one… muak…

19 Oct 2005, 8:19 pm  •   Avatar for 32 said...

aki, u not change… still the same..

19 Oct 2005, 8:31 pm  •   Avatar for 32 Ching said...

Ya, HuiKee no changel grin

19 Oct 2005, 8:53 pm  •   Avatar for 32 星の彦 said...

correction… sumthing do change… her stomach… hehehe

19 Oct 2005, 11:06 pm  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

hehe...me again~~
u all got read article or not one?
don just see the photo hor…

19 Oct 2005, 11:11 pm  •   Avatar for 32 said...

got c the artical lah.. too bad tat 坐月婆

20 Oct 2005, 12:59 am  •   Avatar for 32 Ching said...

I also read the article liao, that坐月婆really kanasai oh.

20 Oct 2005, 1:32 am  •   Avatar for 32 ahchao said...

faster broadcast her past history to everybody so that no other ppl kena same thing like u again…

20 Oct 2005, 5:52 am  •   Avatar for 32 寒舍 said...

哗, HK, 你还是没变, 依然青纯可爱! 像你保养得这么好的人就该再度穿起蓝色校裙, 拍张照, 笑一个. 再来抄个喧哗。

20 Oct 2005, 6:08 am  •   Avatar for 32 boeylileng said...

yup, still sui like previous ......
must be taking lot of “pou pan” .....

20 Oct 2005, 6:39 am  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

just wan u all to know hav to get a really good confinement lady ... ... if not will very kek ki…

20 Oct 2005, 6:41 am  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

度穿起蓝色校裙??
remind me of the “sassy gf” they wear uniform and go to disco~~

n remind me of some ppl play SM~~~ HA!

20 Oct 2005, 6:46 am  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

must be taking lot of “pou pan” .....

pou pan?? whats that??

20 Oct 2005, 3:44 pm  •   Avatar for cylau cylau said...

pou pan (in cantonese) is 补品
correct boey?

20 Oct 2005, 3:55 pm  •   Avatar for 32 Ching said...

CY, I also think that pou pan is 补品.

21 Oct 2005, 6:04 am  •   Avatar for 32 boeylileng said...

Yen, you are right? in cantenese.

21 Oct 2005, 3:53 pm  •   Avatar for 32 星の彦 said...

ba, who intro u tat 坐月婆?

normally those 坐月婆 who request a lot of things is the problematic one la…

they the one who take advantage of ur deposit…

21 Oct 2005, 8:38 pm  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

how u know…
?.?

21 Oct 2005, 9:09 pm  •   Avatar for 32 星の彦 said...

u asking who? me r?

i got experience mah… hehehe

22 Oct 2005, 12:15 am  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

u got wife n children already??

22 Oct 2005, 2:09 am  •   Avatar for 32 said...

huh? when he kauin? how i tak tau 1??

22 Oct 2005, 4:48 am  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

how come he got experience then?

22 Oct 2005, 4:28 pm  •   Avatar for 32 星の彦 said...

aiyoh yo yo… eh gals… dun need to kauin to kno this ok...?

22 Oct 2005, 5:41 pm  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

curious curious ~~~

23 Oct 2005, 7:23 am  •   Avatar for 32 寒舍 said...

好说, 好说。未必要亲身经历或体验, 吸取他人经验也是个筹码!俊彦, 我可以了解个中滋味。。

24 Oct 2005, 5:40 pm  •   Avatar for 32 星の彦 said...

harnster, is good to hv sum1 share same thought..

25 Oct 2005, 2:35 am  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

really hard to get a confinement lady o~
what to do if cant find a good one ...
how many guys can help wife to take care???

25 Oct 2005, 3:40 pm  •   Avatar for 32 星の彦 said...

O… take care of baby while wife working r? tat guy must b very white face .... hehehehe

25 Oct 2005, 5:51 pm  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

not what i mean lah...at least help to take care at nite or weekends~~

23 Nov 2005, 8:01 am  •   Avatar for 32 鄧志威 said...

鄭惠琦, 好久不見! 我想應該有十五年了!

25 Nov 2005, 8:58 pm  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

nice to meet u too~~

i don think we seldom talk that time~~

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