斜視坐月婆不能正視坐月婆,不然她會叫你買補品的,只好斜視她。

坐月婆終於都來了(家婆家)。

鄭惠琦回憶說,她們誤請的坐月婆很大牌的。“她進門後,首先她扮出憂憂的臉色,先在屋內打一個轉,相信是在觀察家里有沒有冷氣機。”

據了解,當鄭同學在歇著時,坐月婆就會拿著晒好的尿布晃來晃去,動東動西的,做到很忙的樣子。

“如果她看見我坐起來的話,她就急忙過來跟我說話。”鄭同學表示,其實聰明的坐月婆只是乘機向她推銷“補品”。

坐月婆會說,之前有一個坐月子的爬不起床,吃了她的補品以後就有力氣了……更過分的是,她盡然扮起神棍,唬嚇我們的鄭媽媽,說如果不吃的話,老公會找其他女人的……

過後,她得一寸要一尺,諷刺地表示,誰誰誰坐月子時,主人家有印尼工人幫忙,她不用做那麼多工,還理直氣壯地說她那時有空看Astro所播放的節目。

“她“建議”我請一個。“鄭同學說。

“建議”完後,她的嘴吧好像是不能停下的機器般,開始嘆了很多次氣,接著隨著預告進入主題:“好熱呀!”

“她站在離高腳風扇1公分之前,眼珠飛快地巡視房子,你們知道她在做什麼嗎?”

“她是在幫我安排,那個才是安裝冷氣的風水位!”讓鄭同學好氣又好笑。

待續……

25 Comments so far  •  Post yours...

18 Oct 2005, 9:37 pm  •   Avatar for 32 星の彦 said...

wah sai… i terperanjat when login here… suddenly got ghost there ....

18 Oct 2005, 10:33 pm  •   Avatar for 32 Kinkyskiny said...

聽你這麼說,我也開始覺得有點恐佈了 ......

18 Oct 2005, 10:34 pm  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

hey..the flash light lah~~
SK loh...ask me use self timer to take photo myself…

18 Oct 2005, 10:37 pm  •   Avatar for 32 Sip Khoon said...

不好意思。

18 Oct 2005, 10:49 pm  •   Avatar for 32 Kitty Lee said...

wah! Banana, u bo kam buan har? y so fierce?

18 Oct 2005, 11:00 pm  •   Avatar for 32 said...

banana.. hahahahha

19 Oct 2005, 5:49 am  •   Avatar for 32 boeylileng said...

who are you starring at?
is it your reent photo?

19 Oct 2005, 5:52 am  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

not bo kam buan lah...i try one see the camera one...very wood ...somemore the camera flash itself ...

19 Oct 2005, 6:45 am  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

18 Oct 2005, 10:49 pm • boeylileng said…

who are you starring at?
is it your reent photo?

yes...its still fresh...not more than 12 hours yet ...

19 Oct 2005, 7:50 am  •   Avatar for Ching Ching said...

I can prove that this is HuiKee’s latest look, but not so fierce la, she is prettier in real person grin

19 Oct 2005, 11:31 am  •   Avatar for kakibangku kakibangku said...

i think she is starring at her baby boy.... cos, he turns on tv to watch BArnsley again.... hehehe…

19 Oct 2005, 5:57 pm  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

me at office...put the camera infront of pc ...
ah ong, how come u didt online at msn har?

19 Oct 2005, 6:06 pm  •   Avatar for 32 Kinkyskiny said...

很高興你出現。kakibangku,還好吧。

20 Oct 2005, 6:02 am  •   Avatar for 32 寒舍 said...

果然, 登...登...登...登… 瞪功一流。还记得在Peter Lim 补习时, 你狠狠地朝我们这一排坐在你后面的男生, 瞪了一眼。因为是曾伟伦同学向你抛像胶擦。。。真好笑。。。

20 Oct 2005, 7:13 am  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

oh....
forget already...that time sit wz ah yen...later form 5 go malay tuition already ...some time wz the english tuition ...

do u know y he did that??
did i cry? hahah...i forget already ...

20 Oct 2005, 3:48 pm  •   Avatar for cylau cylau said...

banana, tat time i sit wiz u mei? i forget liao lei..

ya, i think u cry tat time… but y he throw at u har? want make attention???

20 Oct 2005, 5:34 pm  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

hehehe~~ ....

Form 4 that time ...go n find him out and ask him~~

20 Oct 2005, 5:38 pm  •   Avatar for 32 said...

oh.. we still keep contact with him lei.. u wanna ask him?? haha

20 Oct 2005, 8:25 pm  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

ask him to online then~~

20 Oct 2005, 8:28 pm  •   Avatar for cylau cylau said...

will email him ....

20 Oct 2005, 8:49 pm  •   Avatar for Aki Aki said...

to join keathwa..not to ask him ...heheh…

chen2 nian2 wang4 shi4 ...no need to talk lah...hehehe

20 Oct 2005, 8:55 pm  •   Avatar for 32 said...

ya.. i ask him 2 visit here liao..

23 Oct 2005, 7:27 am  •   Avatar for 32 寒舍 said...

道理很简单, 你和立卉都是在学生时代, 男生心中的极品!萧孙强同学最能体会!

23 Oct 2005, 8:54 pm  •   Avatar for 32 banana said...

萧孙强???
charlie???
男生心中的极品?? did u see my standard six photo??

立卉 in alor star...met her twice in Tandop…

11 Jul 2008, 11:32 pm  •   Avatar for lianne lianne said...

Ha! Seems like i’m a bit out. Now only i realize this site and news about you. remember me? your classmate during form 1 and form 2. 敏詩

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